Pict

Hello, my name is Pict from Aberdeen, Scotland. Iggy asked me to write a bit about myself so here goes - I have a receding hair-line, a beer-belly and a hairy arse (sexy or what girls?) A cultured person, I like to relax by painting my buttocks, taking part in vomiting competitions and baritone farting (in stereo) to Wagner operas.

Considered their dream lover by many of the women on #Scotland, Pict sends out a message to the spotty youth of today - "Forget exercise, forget politics, forget religion - just take drugs!"

email Pict@lyndale.demon.co.uk

In real-life (boring) my name is Mike Fordyce. I am not a bit like Pict really. I am 30 with a receding hair-line, a beer-belly and a hairy-arse...hmmm. Where did I put that woad?...

Eilidh