Duckie

Here goes in the BEST POSSIBLE TASTE !!!!
Let's start with the boring details.....her real name is Susan Hunter and she is 29. She has dual nationality: British and Canadian. She is about to finish off a legal assistant course, at the end of which she is hoping to obtain a post in that profession in the UK. Myself and CheeseDip are helping her find a post. She is avaiable at the end of May '96. Unfortunately for me, her best chances are in London because there are more legal assistant jobs. But have no fear.....I am hoping to move to the States or Canada hehehe ;*> That all I've really got to say about the real Susan Hunter, for her sordid past which includes sex, drugs and choir singing ask her yourself ;>.

When Susan Hunter turns on the computer.........*Bang* *Whoomp* *Flash* (Flashing again? I told you not in public!!!) Is it a woman? Is it a plane? Is it a man? (I fookin hope not!!! Unless you have'nt told me and Cheese something!!! Then again Cheese would be extremely happy if you were ;*>) It's the truly amazing, most excellente, orgasmical, always on IRC, infamous Duckie of the tongue tonsil, licking, searching, kiss fame!!! I first met the Duck in June '95, I thought she got her nick from her surname Hunter but it is from the fact she was in the navy.....but I also heard a rumour, it was due to her head ducking up and down skills hahahahahaha I can just imagine what Duckie is thinking....."You're incorrigable!!! You're too much!!!" Aye Duckie thinks of me in that way.......she thinks I am another Pict, sex permanately on my mind. Some how I keep on shocking Duckie by what I type on the channel, don't worry Susan..it's due to the fact that I have a weird sense of humour and CheeseDip and Jester have corrupted me ;*>. A typical conversation between us is
*Iggy* Duckie...I can have you in many ways...eat ya, lick ya, chew ya......
*Duckie* What?
*Iggy* But what style?
*Duckie* What? What???
*Iggy* Yes! Yes!!! YES!!!!! I think Peking Duck tonight
*Duckie* Hahaha rofl
*Iggy* What were you thinking Duckie??? Sex on your mind again!!!

Fally and I like also to tease the Duck about ways to cook her. That's a nice big duck icon, I drew...maybe we can cook that? She has just recently become a Lady by order of Sir Jeremy (Knight of the philandering words) and Sir Brian (Knight of the fast hands). But I don't really know if we should have made her a Lady cos she gives Cheese one of her kisses all the time they meet..incestous behaviour 8*) Tee Hee!!!

Duckie encaptures the happy spirit of the channel, you never see her with a sad face in public, she always give you one of her kisses but not me coz I don't kiss with an animal ;*> She takes things in her stride and sees the funny side of what is written on the channel...some of you take note!!!

Well that's my bit done over to CheeseDip.....

Okay, after numerous late night obscene phone calls from Iggy (my mum says thanks, and that you must do it again soon ;*) ) reminding me that I had to write a bio for Duckie, I've finally gotten around to actually doing it!!

Well, I can only confirm that much of what Iggy said that's factually correct, is indeed factually correct, and that the rest is pure horse manure!!! 8*) Anyway, Iggy knows Duckie a lot better than me (cos his hands are a lot bigger, and you know what they say about the relationship between the size of a mans hands and his manhood [hint: think inversely proportional] ;*) ) so I can only give a personal account of Duckie as seen from a kind of crappy computer display (I can confirm that Duckie is indeed Black & White and *not* Colour! 8*) ).

I've kinda known Duckie for a considerable number of months now but only recently found out that she is a real person and has a real name!!! From chatting away to her (when she's not sucking, licking, kissing or roaming 8*) ) on the channel and in private ;*) I've found her to be a really nice, caring and sensitive wee soul (Note to Iggy: How much was I getting paid for writing this again?) with a highly charged sense of humour!!! If the #Scotland channel is dead, and Duckie is around, it can be guaranteed to spring back to life instantaneously upon her arrival (something to do with a her effect on the male testosterone levels 8*) ). I just gotta add that when times were kinda rough for me, Duckie was there for me to give me a shoulder to cry on (and so was Iggy, but we all know what he was after! ;*) ) and that just goes to prove her caring and sensitive nature. There aint many people around like that.

Oh yeah, about this post I'm supposed to be finding for Duckie. Well, I found just the right one for her, complete with ankle chains and bits where you can fasten the handcuffs!! Blew ma mind so it did!!!! Well, blew more that ma mind, but I don't think this is the place to talk about such things! HeHeHe ;*)

Oh, and one final thing -- Duckie has only ever had me once!! And that was on the couch!!! HeHeHe. Almost had to call an ambulance that night!! D'ya remember that time Duckie??! Thought so ;*)

So, from one who has
   a) had his tonsils licked
   b) had his face sucked (all attempts to shout "lower!! lower!! close!! failed miserably)
   c) had just about every part roamed!!

I can honestly say that Duckie epitomises everything that's good about the #Scotland channel. I kinda get the feeling that I should be unveiling a plaque of some sort right now!!

Anyway, don't ya think this bio is a cheap way for me and Iggy to take swipes at each other?? Yeah, thought so!! I'm outta here!!