Aster

I am Aster, I used to be called Asterix in the early days of my IRC'ing, but some cunt knicked it !, So Aster was the next best thing I could think of.

I have been "surfing" for about 18 months, and IRC'ing for about a year. When I first joined #Scotland, it was decidedly empty, apart from CheeseDip, Iggy (my little yellow friend) and Floody, the man who can piss up till he's dead and then still look better than me.

Let me see, what else shall I let you know about me ?..............

My name is Chris Hughes, I am 25, well almost !, and as mad as Mad Jack McMad, winner of last years Mr. Mad competition. It's true I was born in Belfast, not a petrol bomb away from where RobRoy was, I lived there till I was 6, then was wisked away to Zambia in Africe for 3 years, wow, what an experience that was !, then I was returned by sender to Belfast for a year, then was destined to come to Aberdeen, and here I stayed, and grew outwards, I am very found of my little beer belly, I woke up the other morning and realised that there was someone else in bed with me, Ahhhhhh, my God, who is it ????, Ohh, it's you Belly, good morning !, hehe. Although it's not as big as Floody's, but he has had more practice, infact I think he's in the olympics, belly hurldes I believe ! hehe, sorry Craigsy !

I'm married with a little Girl (laura) who just started to walk, she is 18 months old now, and causing havoc already, hehe, what can I expect from anyone related to me, I hear you ask, well thats true. I have been married to my wife, Lynne for almost 2 years, and we are planning to have another sprog soon, so as theyare quite close together.

I am a computer engineer, with a national uk computer company, I have been with them for ..........er..........too long !, 7 years, seems like an eternity, I am looking for a new job now, as Lynne and Laura are spending all my pay before I even see it. So If anyone has a query , or even an Iggy, come ask Aster, he might help, he might tell you to bog off but at least you will have met the legend !

My brother, who you will from time to time hear me talk about, is Amergin, he lives in Perth, W.A. and he is also on IRC, when he can be bothered to talk to me.

Anyway, thats enough about me, I don't want Scotland Yard to know too much do I ???????

Email: Chris@abdn.demon.co.uk Phone: (01224) 825000 GMT

Cya around for a coldie !
Laura - without any curry stains.